Well folks my fridge has a kosher setting, apparently it does not work on Saturdays. I've decided to call it Ira. I think the stove is probably Catholic and doesn't work on Fridays. That leaves the dishwasher which I'm sure is Muslim and only runs at night ( Ramadan you know)
The appliances are so complicated...we have watched DVD's on how to run them...We've not really figured it out. So using the kitchen may not really be a option. There is more tech in my appliances than in the space shuttle. I'm not kidding.
We decided that the stove is named Joan ( of arc..fire you know)
I guess we will call the dishwasher Abdul..which is the name of Gods servant. Since the dishwasher washes dishes it's a good name for him.
Anyway our Contractor is not predicting that we will be able to operate anything in the kitchen for 6 months. We'll see...so far I'm not confident that we even managed to get the fridge turned on. Since we are not really food oriented we do not have a overwhelming motivation to figure it all out. Now if it was the TV we would be all over it.